Everything in Life is Only For Now

ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

Guess who my mom met at work the other day? The fucking actor who plays Jake from state farm. Guess who lives in my tiny town? The fucking actor who plays Jake from state farm. Guess who fucking hates that commercial? The fucking actor who plays Jake from state farm.

awwww-cute:

Girlfriend and I just adopted our first cat yesterday! I’d like you all to meet Tuna!

awwww-cute:

Girlfriend and I just adopted our first cat yesterday! I’d like you all to meet Tuna!

hologhoul:

teenblainegel:


#im pretty sure that already exists#it’s called the tony awards

cineplexmovies:

"We Can’t Stop Here, This is Bat Country!" We run down Johnny Depp's 10 Best Performances. What’s your fave Depp role?

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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batmansymbol:

platoapproved:

licensetocannibalize:

hannibal gets so offended by being accused of things he actually did

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