INTO THE WOODS Trailer Released This Weekend…??
Now hang on a fucking second
ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane
i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody
she’s a banana
I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.
|—||Lena Horne (via sexual-feelings)|
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
"I’m so tired of being good."
John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990) (x)